I wrote a post last week. I was almost done and then I fell asleep. Literally sitting up still holding my smartphone. I bet you automatically pictured me with my mouth hanging open, drooling like a goober, while the Helpful … Continue reading
**For those whose minds went to the gutter, well, shame on you.** Wait, what month is it??! Well. It seems to be October. How. Did. That. Happen. ?????? So much has happened, I don’t even know where to start. I’ve … Continue reading
The Helpful Toddler evidently thinks I don’t have enough to do. So she does this kind of thing all the time. Because why knot? Hyuck hyuck. Excuse me. I need to go cry in a corner.
I’ve got a bit of a backlog of blog posts going on right now. This is what happens when you take a break. So look forward to more good stuff coming up (look forward, darn it! -_-). As some of … Continue reading
Apparently, the Helpful Toddler has decided upon a slow, painful, and horrifying death for the white unicorn. I believe it’s crime was being willing to be played with by Helpful Toddler’s baby sister. The Curious Pup keeps trying to put … Continue reading
Trying to sit down and write a post after so long kind of feels like trying to call your spouse and accidentally dialing your grandma instead, and not realizing the mistake until she excitedly says, “Hello!” You can’t just hang … Continue reading