Category Archives: Helpful Toddler

Conversations with Helpful Kid

***I hope you enjoy this sampling of what a scary place a 4 year old’s mind can be…*** Me: Okay, girls, it’s time to go shopping. Helpful Kid (HK): Yay, shopping! My Internal Commentary (MIC): Yay for having girls! HK: … Continue reading

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Bad Blogger Confessional

I wrote a post last week. I was almost done and then I fell asleep. Literally sitting up still holding my smartphone. I bet you automatically pictured me with my mouth hanging open, drooling like a goober, while the Helpful … Continue reading

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Busy Hands and a Fiber Festival

**For those whose minds went to the gutter, well, shame on you.** Wait, what month is it??! Well. It seems to be October. How. Did. That. Happen. ?????? So much has happened, I don’t even know where to start. I’ve … Continue reading

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It’s Really Knot Funny.

The Helpful Toddler evidently thinks I don’t have enough to do. So she does this kind of thing all the time. Because why knot? Hyuck hyuck. Excuse me. I need to go cry in a corner.

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Pink Princess Promenade, or Why I Fell Asleep In The Middle Of Writing This Post

I’ve got a bit of a backlog of blog posts going on right now. This is what happens when you take a break. So look forward to more good stuff coming up (look forward, darn it! -_-). As some of … Continue reading

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Traveling, Celebrations, and… Liar, liar, pants on fire?

Trying to sit down and write a post after so long kind of feels like trying to call your spouse and accidentally dialing your grandma instead, and not realizing the mistake until she excitedly says, “Hello!” You can’t just hang … Continue reading

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How Reproduction and Productivity are Diametrically Opposed.

Yesterday was a tragedy of human history. Let the hyperbole commence! Okay, it was only tragic to me. And only to the small corner of my brain that is still somehow convinced that sanity is possible after children. Yes, that … Continue reading

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